1. We were looking for a cheap and delicious place to go out to dinner the other night and discovered an Olive Garden gift card just in time for never ending pasta bowl season! As we pondered over the best way to make the most of our pasta and still get leftovers, an interesting couple appeared. Picture it: a thirty something man with greasy blond hair with a scraggly goatee and Guitar Hero t-shirt. On his arm he was wearing a girl no older than 16 with a turquoise off the shoulder top with a bedazzled black bra underneath. Of course, they sat on the same side of the booth. At first we thought the girl was older with a baby face. But when she struck up a conversation with a fellow high school sophomore that happened to walk in with his mother, we knew the worst was true. The odd couple and teenager with mother had several interesting conversations across the restaurant. The best though was this: the teen guy was talking about school when the sketchy greasy man commented, "yeah all my friends are graduating college and their siblings are graduating high school. I'm still here stuck at walmart." Priceless.
2. Today we went to the beach. After we were there an hour or so, a group of middle aged women and their daughters sauntered out of a beach house and set up chairs and an umbrella next to us. Right before they settled down with their Glamour magazines and Michelobe Ultras, they pulled out a roll of hot pink caution tape and roped off their area of the beach. On closer inspection, the tape read: Caution, wild girls. I kept waiting on something wild to happen, but it didn't get get much crazier than too-small bikinis and bringing takeout to the shore side.
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